Awesome Cutting And Pasting

Feministing has this, and it's awesome, and I'm just going to tell you what it is:

"The Privileged Political Pundit Drinking Game"

* Drink anytime someone refers to Clinton's teary moment in NH as "crying," "sobbing," "weepy," or "contrived."

* Take a drink for every "magical negro" reference to Obama.

* Take one drink anytime someone calls Clinton "shrill" or "screechy."

* Chug one whenever you hear of, see, or read Maureen Dowd. Always.

* Two drinks anytime anyone expresses the sentiment that Edwards is at a disadvantage because he isn't black or female.

* Take a shot when a pundit refers to Clinton as (or implies she is) a nagging bitch or cackling witch.

* Drink for any lamenting that white-dude voters are being ignored.

* Take a healthy gulp every time someone describes Obama as "clean" or "articulate."

* Take two shots whenever someone implies that women only vote with their vaginas.

* Warning: Do not watch Chris Matthews under any circumstances--doing so could induce alcohol poisoning.

But you should go look at the original post because I'm too lazy to recreate all the internal links.