Monday, April 7, 2008

More Sexually Explicit Fun-Time!

There are always firsts. For example, the first time you get semen in your nose.

Let's say, hypothetically, a guy is coming in your mouth. And that having permission to yknow, spread it around, he hypothetically accidentally lands a drop right at the gateway to your left nostril. Well, then you have a problem, because guess what, he's still coming in your mouth so you can't breathe that way, and you can't breathe through your nose because then you will be actually inhaling semen*. So all you can really do is hold your breath and hope it won't take too much longer.

Fortunately it doesn't, and, being a gentleman, the hypothetical ejaculator is quick to find you a tissue. And once you are cleaned up you can't help but chuckle because it's good to know that there are always firsts.



*Hypothetically.

3 comments:

Sojourner (You Can't Handle the) Truth said...

hypothetically, where would it get spread around?

and hypothetically speaking, can i preface all sexy stories with 'hypothetically' and make them even more hilarious?

Liz T. said...

Spread around from in the mouth to on the mouth to around the mouth. Et cetera.

I would say "hypothetically" somewhere in here but I've had my share. Don't want to be greedy.

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