Repartee with my flirting buddy about his penis size has got me trying to plan something witty to say for when* I actually see his penis. "Witty" meaning clever, sexy, and preferably complimentary. Mae Westesque, perhaps. This is a totally moronic thing to be thinking about, but I feel we've set the bar high and I want to live up to any expectations we may have formed.
Suggestions are welcome.
UPDATE: "Your problems are not like other people's." ~My friend Alden
*Shit, I'm jinxing it!
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Oh The Conundrum
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If I were a guy...I don't know, I might be kind of taken aback if the first time you saw my penis you made a joke about it (even if it was a complimentary joke). Just my opinion.
Ha, touché. But what I'm looking for is in the Wryly Appreciative family, making light of the situation rather than the actual member. I would keep it on reserve in case the situation seemed light-hearted.
Sarah's right...it'd be a better man than most (or I) to enjoy a penis joke at the revelatory moment.
Light-hearted dick jokes are, perhaps, one of the pleasures of the second go-round... but if you do make a joke, I would avoid anything like "Tastes good, less filling."
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