There are always firsts. For example, the first time you get semen in your nose.
Let's say, hypothetically, a guy is coming in your mouth. And that having permission to yknow, spread it around, he hypothetically accidentally lands a drop right at the gateway to your left nostril. Well, then you have a problem, because guess what, he's still coming in your mouth so you can't breathe that way, and you can't breathe through your nose because then you will be actually inhaling semen*. So all you can really do is hold your breath and hope it won't take too much longer.
Fortunately it doesn't, and, being a gentleman, the hypothetical ejaculator is quick to find you a tissue. And once you are cleaned up you can't help but chuckle because it's good to know that there are always firsts.
*Hypothetically.
Monday, April 7, 2008
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3 comments:
hypothetically, where would it get spread around?
and hypothetically speaking, can i preface all sexy stories with 'hypothetically' and make them even more hilarious?
Spread around from in the mouth to on the mouth to around the mouth. Et cetera.
I would say "hypothetically" somewhere in here but I've had my share. Don't want to be greedy.
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