Happy Ending

An email I just received:

Dear [Susan B.],

My name is Anthony Dunkley of Amazon.com's Executive Customer
Relations. Jeff Bezos received your e-mail and asked that I respond on
his behalf.

Thank you for contacting us with your concern.

The item you referenced is no longer for sale on our site.

Thank you again for your feedback. Please feel free to contact me
directly at ecr@amazon.com if I may be of further assistance.


Regards,

Anthony Dunkley
Executive Customer Relations
Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com

[My added link, obviously.]

And I looked, and it's true. A search on Amazon (under apparel) for "date rape" found no matches and asked me if I meant "state caps."